Tuesday, April 28, 2009

My Indian Name

I got thinking about my heritage the other day. You see I'm Indian. 3/64ths Choctaw. Some people say I'm a big toe Indian. Cut off my big toe and I'm not Indian anymore. Any how. I was thinking what would my Indian name be? "Wind in hair"-no.
Most Indians don't name their kids anymore either. I would have to name Madison, "Too much time in mirror" and Paige would be "Can't listen". Johnny would be "Whooped by sisters".
I was thinking for my name maybe "Chief Lickalottapuss". Probably already taken. Dad used to call mom "Squatting Heifer". She didn't like that. She calls him "Stays in Closet" now.

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